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My name is Leander Rose, nearly all other information beyond that is highly classified. However, to help my fellow agents I can be identified by a few, but not all, of the following at any given time. I will be wearing a sports watch that does not tell the right time but I compulsively check it anyway. Hair colour can be changed but until they invent leg extensions I will be a solid 5' 4 1/4". Note the quarter inch, it's important. Not right now perhaps but somewhere on some super secret mission you might be stuck in a bind and remember me. If you remember me then you will have the answer to your problem, because it's hard to go wrong with 1/4's.
Should I manage to elude you through some stealthy use of stilettos, then look for the person who compulsively avoids stepping on cracks. Don't look at me like that, I can't help it. Do you have any idea how annoying it is to step on a crack in stilettos? No, I'm not trying to justify my quirk. Should you somehow manage to miss all those rather glaring give-a-ways then look for someone with a rather large nose. I have a naturally large one and prosthetics cannot make it smaller, only larger. If the person you see is a crone with a rather larger nose sitting on a park bench, that is NOT ME! I repeat, NOT ME. Likely it is a crone/witch/alien of some sort and only pain will follow if you go over to tweak her nose to see if it's real.
Oh dear, you didn't did you? Well, does anything hurt? Tingle? Are all important bits still attached? Oh stop your bellyaching, getting thrashed with a cane doesn't hurt that bad. Can't say I didn't warn you. What? Are you still looking for me? No! I will not wear a white and red stripped shirt, who do you think I am? Waldo? Keep looking. I'm not that hard to find, if you put your mind to it. If all else fails, look up. I like climbing things, any thing. Trees, furniture, lamp posts, brick walls...if it sounds like it can be climbed then I've likely tried to. If I'm not up than I'm down. I trip easily and spend more time picking myself off the ground than any other agent. Gah! Have you still not found me? Look, we're running out of tape. You'll need to flip it over to b-side to keep looking. You will keep looking right? Cause you're a yellow bellied puss if you don't. Turn the tape over already!
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My name is Leander Rose, nearly all other information beyond that is highly classified. However, to help my fellow agents I can be identified by a few, but not all, of the following at any given time. I will be wearing a sports watch that does not tell the right time but I compulsively check it anyway. Hair colour can be changed but until they invent leg extensions I will be a solid 5' 4 1/4". Note the quarter inch, it's important. Not right now perhaps but somewhere on some super secret mission you might be stuck in a bind and remember me. If you remember me then you will have the answer to your problem, because it's hard to go wrong with 1/4's.
Should I manage to elude you through some stealthy use of stilettos, then look for the person who compulsively avoids stepping on cracks. Don't look at me like that, I can't help it. Do you have any idea how annoying it is to step on a crack in stilettos? No, I'm not trying to justify my quirk. Should you somehow manage to miss all those rather glaring give-a-ways then look for someone with a rather large nose. I have a naturally large one and prosthetics cannot make it smaller, only larger. If the person you see is a crone with a rather larger nose sitting on a park bench, that is NOT ME! I repeat, NOT ME. Likely it is a crone/witch/alien of some sort and only pain will follow if you go over to tweak her nose to see if it's real.
Oh dear, you didn't did you? Well, does anything hurt? Tingle? Are all important bits still attached? Oh stop your bellyaching, getting thrashed with a cane doesn't hurt that bad. Can't say I didn't warn you. What? Are you still looking for me? No! I will not wear a white and red stripped shirt, who do you think I am? Waldo? Keep looking. I'm not that hard to find, if you put your mind to it. If all else fails, look up. I like climbing things, any thing. Trees, furniture, lamp posts, brick walls...if it sounds like it can be climbed then I've likely tried to. If I'm not up than I'm down. I trip easily and spend more time picking myself off the ground than any other agent. Gah! Have you still not found me? Look, we're running out of tape. You'll need to flip it over to b-side to keep looking. You will keep looking right? Cause you're a yellow bellied puss if you don't. Turn the tape over already!
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